Imagine the perfect day.
You’re greeted by two babes dressed head to toe in hot pink, with big blonde beehives. They’re ready to sell you the most ridiculous and incredible outfit of your life. 
Then, a crazy explosion of colour and lycra arrives in the form of Real Hot Bitches. 
They shake it like there’s no tomorrow, and everyone gets INVOLVED. 
How can life be any more amazing you ask? Well, it can when you have a check out chick cowboy with cow print chaps! 
oh, and a awesome boss lady with red sequins!
The fierce, foxy Betty D serenades you, then gives you outfit advice. 
are you dreaming?
You only know it’s real when you wake up the following day with matching 70s bridesmaids dresses in your closet. And then you know you experienced the Rose Chong Garage Sale and you can die happy.
